Whaaat? This is in the category of What Next? I’m sure one could find that breathing air causes cancer. Which, of course, it does depending on where you live.
“The Cancer Project, an offshoot of a pro- vegetarian organization, wants to force makers of hot dogs to use warning labels.” “The lawsuit cites a report by the American Institute for Cancer Research that concluded regular consumption of processed meat can increase the risk of colorectal and other forms of cancer.” (assoc. press)
I don’t know how I made it this far. It is the life we live in. I guess the phrase “Pick your Poison” is appropriate. As I remember hearing someone say, “We’re all gonna die of somethin’, sometime.” (I believe it was Joycelyn Elders).
Oh well, if we’re all gonna die eatin’ wieners, all I can say is…“Pass the Mustard!” (and if you can’t pass mustard, oh wait, that was muster…never mind).
“The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, an industry group, says many other studies contradict those findings.” (ya think?)
