Wanda Sykes Sucks

Who wants to listen to this whiny complaining “lime-lighter” spouting off on whatever bunch of bull crap she might be into now. I am so sick of this “Hollywood Crowd” shooting their pie holes off about how the people working to ensure that the individual and capital oriented success of this nation prevails are the evil, racist, trouble makers.

These people who totally make their living off the cream of the capitalist system turn their backs on and spit on it. And yet there are still people in the country who hold them up and adore them. What a joke! Let’s hear these loudmouths actually explain, and how about discuss, the realities of their now beloved administrations’ policies, which will literally break this country.

Maybe the following quotes will explain why they don’t, or more like it, can’t, explain any of it. Just prior to the last election:

LENO: Yeah. now, McCain has picked Sarah Palin. As a woman, I imagine you’re beaming with pride that she seems like exactly what you would want. So excited that a fellow member of your sex is now risen to this lofty — [pause] am I wrong?

SYKES: Jay, I’m a feminist. but I’m sorry, that woman’s crazy. That’s a crazy, scary lady right there. Gun-toting and, you know, shooting caribou. I mean, come on, Jay. You ask me what do I think about her? There’s really nothing to think about. I mean, we don’t know anything about her. They don’t let her talk. They say, “Oh, she’s meeting with the world leaders.” But there’s no reporters. I’m like, is she meeting with the world leaders, or did you take her to the Epcot Center? Let her drink around the world? You know, because I’ve done that. Maybe I should be Secretary of State. I have more — you know, the woman, she just got a passport last year.

LENO: Right.

SYKES: She has been to Mexico. Does this ring a bell, George W. Bush? Come on. This was — she hasn’t been anywhere. She was like, “I can see Russia from my backyard.” What — what — what — while you were delivering letters to Santa Claus at the North Pole? I mean, are we stupid, you know? And I hate when they say, well, you know — and it is sexist to ask people, you know, how can she be, you know, president or maybe vice president or maybe president with five kids. That is sexist. You would never ask a man that. But for you all having these visions that she’s going to be, you know, some mom and also VP, get that out of your head. She’s going to do what all of the other people do. She will pay somebody to take care of those damn kids. She ain’t — she ain’t going to be in the White House changing diapers in the Oval Office! She better not be! I hope she never sees those kids when she’s in office. She’s got stuff to handle. She better not be on the phone talking about, “Hold on, Vladimir, my baby wants to say hi. Say hi to Vladimir. Hi, Vladimir! Say hi.” Out of their damn minds. but I’m sorry. I don’t buy it. she’s — there’s nothing there. absolutely nothing there.

What. A. More. On.! This person, apparently not unlike the fearless leader, can’t even talk!…unless it’s rehearsed. Be glad it’s written here and you don’t have to listen to that whiny, naggy, nails on a chalkboard voice saying all this hardly comprehendable dribble. Wait, there is more brilliance at hand:

SYKES: And I can’t believe there are still people who aren’t registered. There are still people out there. And I’m like, I think that there should be a list. And people who don’t vote, we should make a big list, and anything that bad happens, they should get it first.

LENO: Right.

SYKES: You know? Years from now when we’re driving around in our electric cars, we should still make them pay $12 for gas.

Like the two women in Detroit looking for Obama Cash!…Then there’s this:

“Rush Limbaugh said he hopes this administration fails, so you’re saying, ‘I hope America fails,’ you’re like, ‘I don’t care about people losing their homes, their jobs, our soldiers in Iraq.’ He just wants the country to fail. To me, that’s treason,” Sykes said.

“He’s not saying anything differently than what Usama bin Laden is saying,” she continued, before addressing the guest of honor, President Obama. “You know, you might want to look into this, sir, because I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on OxyContin he missed his flight.”

Does this person even have a brain? It is astounding she has received the accolades she has. That’s scarier than anything brewed up at these Tea Parties.

JimmieNew

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